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I know I have been on a penis rant lately but I keep getting cock related email and questions from both sexes. Listen cock-carrying members of the world: your penis is your penis! It is yours to keep for the rest of your life (I hope), and nothing should make you feel less of a penis-bearing man, including other men and their attachés. I know MEN don't like talking about their penises, so I'm going to do it for them, to them. It seems like you can't watch or listen to anything without running across a joke disparaging the inadequate size of a man's junk — they're in pop songs, on TV shows, in movies. And it would be no wonder if men are correspondingly self-conscious about their penis size, especially while getting jiggy with it. However, new research from Victoria University in Melbourne, Australia indicates that men are not actually concerned about their penis size in the bedroom as much but everywhere else. (Maybe because all the blood has rus...

When it comes to dicks, we judge them just like we do women's boobs, butts and everything else. WARNING though, never do these things… Judge A Man Flacid:  It’s true, some guys are growers, some guys are showers. The only kind of dick that matters is a hard one. Fall For The Fat Optical Illusion:  Dr Oz says for every 15 pounds a guy loses, he gains a half-inch on his dick. But nothing really changes. Just like a hamburger, there looks like there’s more meat if the buns are smaller. Also men is your are ore monkey than man in the hair department trimming up might help.  Waste Your Dime:  After puberty, a man’s got his full manhood Don’t waste your time with pumps, pills, and promises. By the time a man is about 17-19 years old what you see is what he has for the most part in the size department.  Hands, feet and height comparison . Don't waste your time wondering if he has some big junk based on his other appendages.  Sure a big...

T here are a lot of ways to have sex successfully, a lot of ways to be a good partner, and a lot of things you can do in bed that don’t involve your penis. Move onto something else; maybe your erection will come back in a few minutes all on its own. Even if it doesn’t, you need to stop yourself and your partner from just sitting there, looking at your limp dick, and wondering, “What do we do now?” Limp dick can happen to any guy. In fact the bigger the stud the more likely it seems you will have to deal with it at a women and yo men will have to also. the problem is with men you can see shit is not working out with us women we can fake it better. Our answer here will not be for men who truly have erectile dysfunction, or a physical or medical condition that prevents them from getting hard. Instead, we will answer the question for men who can get erections in some situations (alone, while masturbating, when they wake up, throughout the day, during sex with a part...

I f we leave out the really kinky stuff, like threesomes, anal, and overtly scary bondage what do I like that most couples should try? Well here is my list in order of what is sure to please the best with #1 being amazing! 7. We watched graphic porn together. You have to have a really honest relationship to watch porn with someone because chances are what you’re going to like will be completely  different than what your partner will like. The first time my man and I decided to show me his favorite clip, a giant “HOLY SHIT” expression plastered itself to my face. Suddenly I was convinced my husband wanted to saddle me like a pony and ride me around an abandoned mansion.  But rather than saying “Oh my god, this is so weird,” I asked him what he liked about it, knowing we were both seeing different things. If you want to try new things in your relationship, you’re going to have to be equally open-minded and vulnerable. 6. We had sex in public. We snuck out aft...

T here are a few ways to tackle this maneuver. If  you  want to control how much pressure you receive, try the girl-on-top position. Straddle your guy's chest, facing his toes, lean forward, and straighten out your legs, so you have easy access to his below-the-belt area and he has access to yours.  Another way to get into this pose is to have your man lie across the width of the bed with his head hanging slightly over the edge while you stand on the floor over him. Start kissing his mouth, then crawl over him onto the bed, licking your way down from his chest all the way to his groin until you're both in the crotch position.  More times and not though this position is forgone the older you get. Just getting in this position requires some effort and if you are not agile you could end up hurting each-other.  Another thing to consider is you don;t as a women want the man on top in this position if he has a big cock, I can assure you he w...

Ever wanted to ask a female stripper some questions. Here is what we asked Margo who works in New York at one of the top male strip clubs. What is the best way to learn to dance are there any videos that would show me the techniques or different styles of dancing? I was wondering if I should take a private dancing class or if just plain dancing will get me by. Dancing is something really best picked up on the job. I've never seen a girl really have a problem. If you're really worried once you're hired try showing up early before the club opens to practice. Do Other X rated things go on in the club? Some of the women go farther than others, most club owners and managers are actually women and protect the girls in the US. But there are some women that give blowjobs or handjobs. You mentioned that it's fine to do girl-on-girl shows. What do you do to make it look real and entertaining? I've never done that before but the part that I am most nervous a...

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