Don't judge that penis

When it comes to dicks, we judge them just like we do women's boobs, butts and everything else. WARNING though, never do these things…

Judge A Man Flacid: It’s true, some guys are growers, some guys are showers. The only kind of dick that matters is a hard one.
Fall For The Fat Optical Illusion: Dr Oz says for every 15 pounds a guy loses, he gains a half-inch on his dick. But nothing really changes. Just like a hamburger, there looks like there’s more meat if the buns are smaller. Also men is your are ore monkey than man in the hair department trimming up might help.
Waste Your Dime: After puberty, a man’s got his full manhood Don’t waste your time with pumps, pills, and promises. By the time a man is about 17-19 years old what you see is what he has for the most part in the size department.
Hands, feet and height comparison. Don't waste your time wondering if he has some big junk based on his other appendages. Sure a big man might be big everywhere in most cases but it's far from a standard. I have seen some big ding dongs on rather small men and tiny ding dongs on linebackers.

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Turtle penis? Why showers why growers?

I dated a man once where his penis when flaccid it did not just hang down like normal guys it practically went inside his body, it was basically just a head. He was not overweight and know it's just shrinking due to loss of blood and not actually going inside but o ften, it almost didn't show at all, it looked like a baby mushroom. It did not affect any sexual performance on his part and it did grow. Although he was on the smaller side of things even erect about 5.5 inches. Frankly the sex was fine. My current boyfriend has the opposite problem. His flaccid penis is about 5 inches long, but when erect, he is still under 6 inches, so what's better? When I first saw how long he was flaccid, I thought his penis wold be huge hard. I think this was more of a disappointment that it barley got bigger, than my ex who grew a lot. The classic "Turtle" I talked to other women about this and there is a derogatory term for this...

What a MFM Threesome is really like

I t seems that men aren't the only ones with a threesome fantasy. New findings from the Journal of Sex Research found the two categories of porn that both men and women like watching is threesomes and oral sex. Threesomes consistently top the 'fantasies for women. Being ravaged by new men at the same time or having them take turns pleasing a women is at the top. But there's an enormous difference between watching one online and having one in reality. Of all the fantasies couples choose to act out, inviting another person into your bed is the one most guaranteed to go wrong – and most likely to have negative effects on your relationship long-term. THE 12 REASONS WHY THREESOMES GO HORRIBLY WRONG Jealous The obvious, most glaring reason threesomes backfire is that couples who love each other usually have a hard time seeing their partners with someone else. Even if there is not a love thing going on between two of the people, most of us are p...

Intact or not - Women tell all

1. Uncircumcised guys are like nasty sausages ready to pop out. “Dude, uncircumcised guys are like nasty sausages ready to pop out. Circumcision all the way.” — Anonymous 2. Uncut men’s dicks feel better inside “I’ve done a fair amount of research (FOR SCIENCE!) with about equal ratio of cut to uncut men. My results conclude that uncut men feel better in the sack from a how the dick feels perspective.” — Sarah 3. One looks like an anteater’s snout and the other doesn’t. “One looks like an anteater’s snout and the other doesn’t…” — Mel 4. Cut is the best, uncut lovers can’t last in bed and often have a nasty smelly mess under the foreskin. “Cut is the best, uncut lovers never can last as long in bed as they are to sensitive and often have a nasty smelly mess under the foreskin. A major it is not going to happen with me! Especially when considering oral.” — freespirt2 5. Never been intimate with one, but have heard fr...

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