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Want to Have an Orgasm In 3 Minutes? Try This INSANE New Sex Toy

Want to Have an Orgasm In 3 Minutes? Try This INSANE New Sex Toy

By guest blogger: Ara Marder

Jane talks about a lot of sex toys on her blog and with her recently published article on the Rabbit I knew instantly what I would guest write for her.

Having written about sex for seven years now myself, I’ve had my fair share of sex toys make their way into my hands. But never before have I encountered anything like this…

The Intensity—winner of "The Best Sex Toy for Women" at this year's AVN awards—is like The Rabbit on crack. It has an inflatable shaft that “fits the contours of woman’s body and can be adjusted for a personal fit. Women choose the size and stimulation level that feels right to them. Plus Intensity provides five speeds of vibration. While strengthening and toning kegel muscles, Intensity massages a woman’s elusive G-Spot and the exterior erogenous zones.”

I really dig the inflatable shaft,. And who doesn't want to strengthen her kegels or an inflatable shaft! I mean I would love to inflate my husbands shaft to large sometimes! But there’s something about the Intensity that freaks me out. When I opened the box, there was a tube of what I thought was lube but turned out to be electrode gel. WHA?! Was I really going to apply shock therapy to my innards? In short, yes. In the name of research, I needed to see what it was all about. What I didn’t expect (and which I can’t say I’m that cool with) is that if you turn it on and touch the electrode pad (which they explicitly tell you not to do and I did anyway), it’ll zap your finger.

Also, there’s nothing pretty about this toy. I don’t really feel for the color or the handle. It looks a bit medical for my liking (I much prefer the pretty makeup compact), but wowzers, it is NOT messing around. Let’s just say if you never had an orgasm before, this is the guy for you. And if you have, you haven't had one like this! Literally all you need is three minutes of your time. This toy is by FAR the best sex toy ever, and I have had plenty to try. Mnid blowing orgasm ladies! I am a 1 shot O girl but with this I had my first multiple O fun fest on day all alone at home.

P.S. Want to try it for yourself? Head to intensityshop.com.

What do you guys think? Would you give it a shot? Do you think it's worth the hefty price tag of$250? How do you feel about the electrode pad? Scary or awesome?

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