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Don't forget to get your sex toy photos in to win prizes. We are running the contest for another few weeks! See details here: http://illustratederoticsexpositions.wordpress.com/2014/03/12/your-toys/ Submit your pics to: janeseroticblog@gmail.com Remember I can't have your picture in these photos. I either can not accept them or have to crop out the face. Only the toys this time readers! [caption id="attachment_3221" align="alignnone" width="300"] Reader submitted photo: Black Fantasy Wife[/caption]

Story submitted by guest blogger: Just About 40 & Married [caption id="attachment_3206" align="alignnone" width="300"] The best dildo[/caption] I have known Jane for more than 20 years so I have lived through some of her life adventures and she has shared a wealth of sexual knowledge with me. Over that last year or so Jane has also package after package of sex toys with me, and it wasn't meant to go this way.It was meant to be a fun assignment from Jane. A lot of women would dream of being asked to test drive every dildo and vibrator on the market and write about their experience. And while it wasn't something everyone would do, brag about—or even admit knowledge of—anytime soon, I loved the idea of covering the sex business from a first-person perspective without having to sell myself or make porn. [caption id="attachment_3209" align="alignnone" width="300"] The best orgasms[/caption] Almost as an afterthought, ...

I recently was on a trip to Chicago when I noticed a nice looking man in a suit with a sexy bulge in his pants. I could easily make out the head, the shaft and the size without much imagination. I wondered right then and there if I was the only women that without reproach checked out a mans package and all the goods on occasion. As a generalization though, we women don't tend to evaluate men visually in the same way that most men tend to evaluate women. Speaking for myself though, I will notice the package if it is on display, I don't look that direction as a general rule since most men's attire doesn't accentuate that area enough to see much, unless the pants are tight or in this case I think the man [caption id="3194" align="alignnone" width="224"] This is my sexy bulge man[/caption] I was looking at was just big. I also rake a look at a mans, well manhood at the pool. It seems those suits men wear tend to cling to them when they first g...

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Some quick answers to some questions. How much money did you make, how much did you charge for... Over 17 years the price of admission on my pussy changed from when I started ($100 an hour or less) to the last 5-7 years before I got out (I have been out while now). If we take the last 10 years of my call girl years you would be paying between $600 and $1200 an hour for me. If I sucked your dick I got another $200 hour and the price went up from there. Kinky shit like cumming on me, you'd better plan on throwing in another $200 or more. Cumming in my mouth (rare unless you where a regular or I was actually dating you or for some reason I was attracted to you) was going to cost you $500-$1000. Anal was more, toy play was more. You get the idea. The last 5-7 years I averaged about $40k a month with my highest single 2 day weekend bill at almost $50k. My last 3 years I made over $800k a year and rarely paid for anything like cars, clothes, jewelry etc. I managed to put a few million or...

This is an interesting fact. 37% of women chose the missionary position as their favorite, yet only 9% say it brings them to orgasm. Hmmm... So why do we love missionary? It’s probably not because we’re lazy. For many, it’s associated with “making love” and we’ll sacrifice an orgasm to feel connected with our partners. That’s nice and all, but who says we can’t have both: the intimacy and the amazing orgasms? Below are three ways to step up the sensations during missionary, without sacrificing the connectivity. [caption id="attachment_3128" align="alignnone" width="300"] Short thrusts can be fun![/caption] 1: Make like a C.A.T. No, don’t get down on all fours (that’s another position entirely), but rather, try the Coital Alignment Technique. Basically, the man raises himself up so that he’s closer to a 90 degree angle from the woman. The most important thing is to have either the shaft of his penis or his pubic mound (the area right above his cock) agains...

This picture and only the two questions you see where recently shows to 23,240 women in England ages 25-65. It was an experiment in penis size off course and preference but what is interesting is the number of women that participated and the simplicity of the study. I'll revel the results of of the study and the answers March 1st. Until then what would you pick? [polldaddy poll=7884558] [polldaddy poll=7884563]

I am still working though all the questions sent into me this month. A popular question is off course how many times I have sex a week or do you have sex a lot. There have been times when it was just me and my toys for months and there have been times when my pussy was busy pleasing the boys. [caption id="attachment_3093" align="alignnone" width="300"] Sizing her up[/caption] Right now I am somewhat dating two men. I have a boyfriend I have been seeing for several months who is in my age range - he is 44. Sex with him is not as regular as the younger - 32 year old man I am also seeing. I can’t really give you an accurate number because of how spontaneous I am and when I have sex it’s almost never planned. But if I was to put a number on it, probably three to four as well right now. The older gentleman I am seeing we might have sex once a week and the other young man maybe 2-3 times a week.  If you’re down to three to four I really wonder what you consider...

I am still answering questions this month and next sent into me. One question I get since I have been with so many men is "What makes a man sexy?" The definition of sexy is not limited to any one word for me, but instead involves many words, and it can depend on who you are asking. Some women do not give a man's looks a second thought, as to where other women may want a GQ guy with rock hard Pecs and abs of steel or that rough weathered look. Anatomical assets like a firm butt and the outline of a nice cock housed in a tight pair of jeans will normally warrant female attention, and even though this may not be a requirement on a woman's must have list, it is nice to fantasize about once in awhile. [caption id="attachment_3082" align="alignnone" width="200"] I'd unwrap the rest of the package[/caption] When it comes to the subject of facial hair, the majority of women seem to love the rough look but not all. In fact, the majority of su...

I was recently talking with my current boyfriend and the conversation turned towards having choose between a nice ass or nice tits. When he asked if I had to choose between a nice ass or a nice dick on man, I quickly said it's more complicated for us girls and besides the dick is in a whole different category based on what the rest of his package (no pun intended) looks like. I then reverted back to the more simpler mind of men... Ass or tits darling? Like a man he said ass, because if the tits are that bad I guess you could work on those. He did agree that size was less important within reason. He didn't want huge grotesque tits or nothing ones either. Ultimately he decided a good ass was first and hoped the tits would be adequate. Sounds like asking us to choose dick size. In all honesty I wondered what kind of butt was the best. I had him pointing out nice ones we found on the internet and I was pleased to see it was not just the small ones he liked. This is good because my ...

Here is a good technique to get even the most unenthusiastic man off. I have done a variation of all these things before but a recent married I might add friend of mine told me about this. She was specific in her technique and swore by it - I admit when I followed her explicit instruction my boyfriend was done in less than 3 minutes! I might back off next time before he finishes! Below are her instruction. The Greatest blowjob by: Married Mom "You need to be somewhat direct with this technique, do your usual kissing and touching but when you sense he might be ready don't beat around the bush. I use a few sexy words and try not to make it sound to cheesy but I tell him directly I want to suck his cock, I want to feel the head of it in my mouth and taste him as I rub on him through his pants. I don't go on and on with the talk making sure to not use every line in the book. I quickly pull his pants off him in one motion, underwear and all. I grab his balls wrapping my...

LoveHoney.com is sponsoring out Sex Toy Drawer photo contest. Send us a picture of your toy or toy's for the rest of March and give us a one liner on why you like it, hate it or love it or what it was like the first time you used it or why you like using it. Lovehoney will be randomly picking 10 winner over the coming weeks, with a grand prize of a $500 gift voucher to use on anything you want on Lovehoney.com. Other prizes include $25 vouchers, free sex toys and books. So enter now it's easy and fun and completely anonymous! Send photos and comments to: Janeseroticblog@gmail.com (All comments will be marked anonymous, either male or female and age if included, please include a valid email address so we can send our winners there gift vouchers!) Here are a few photos readers sent us and there comments to get you started. Female, 26 - Just got done cleaning them really good. Thank god for my toys and being single. Female, 34 - I love my dildo's but I only use two of these th...