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Rambling of balls. By guest blogger Kerry "That was before I got married"




Balls are pretty fascinating to me. Probably because I don't have them. 

They can change size and grow or shrink during sex, but it's not related to erections. I have seen tight compact balls, floppy dangling balls, ugly balls, nice looking balls, hairy balls and pretty smooth balls. 

The penis and testes start getting bigger around the same time during puberty, but the penis goes through the most changes. Typically, from what I have seen, and I have seen a lot of balls, they are usually proportional to the size of the man's penis. In other words, if they have a big dick the balls mostly matched. 

Unlike a swigging penis, swinging balls are still unexpected to me and I sometimes just can;t stop and stare. 

I big swinging cock can be expected but swinging balls still fascinates me



Balls slapping my vagina and inside of my legs is just one of those things that I think is hot and that feels good during sex. My current boyfriend has larger than normal balls so they naturally hang and jiggle during certain sex sessions. It doesn't happen every time, sometimes they hide like a scared turtle but other times they are just moving around when he goes back and forth hitting parts of my vagina and the inside of my legs. I have been with men that have small balls that this doesn't happen but my current mans are on the larger size. Either way the balls can add to the fun but mostly they are there for decoration. 

Sometimes you get a pair that can tickle your twat with some doggy action


You never forget the first pair of balls you’ve sucked on. Maybe the second, maybe the third, but never the first. I was 23 and had sucked plenty of dicks by then but had stayed clear of balls. I was dating a man I really loved at the time and it seemed like something he wanted. I few kisses and then one at a time gently in my mouth I took them. Pretty weird but erotic at the same time. You have to be careful with this as it's an art form. It can go from pleasure to pain pretty fast for a guy. 

The hangers

It's been said that ball size has nothing to do with them being full of sperm or fertility by the way. This is actually not true,  It's like dicks mainly, they come in all sizes and shapes but as with other seed-bearing nuts, testicle-size determines how much juice is produced. Bigger nuts more squirt power. Keep in mind though this has nothing to say about how many swimmers are in all that goop or if those are good swimmers at all. Women's natural instict has a good nack of weeding out the dummies for reproduction still as a whole in society. In other words a big set of balls may not been the best mating partner for us guys.  






Also according to a study there seems there’s a kind of law of diminishing returns at work. The greater the semen output in each ejaculation, the smaller the parenting output later on. In other words a study recently found the bigger the balls the worse of a parent the man would be. That matters—a lot.



I dated a man with beautifully perfect compact balls once. I find most balls pretty ugly honestly but this man had a nice clean pair. I miss those nice balls sometimes. His where the kind that where really high and tight when he was erect and they where not overly wrinkly and gross. 

Mr High & Tight
















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