Janes Erotic Blog

“Congratulations on your engagement,” the text flashed across my phone.  It was the first I had heard from him in years, besides the countless scenarios in my head where he’d speak to me and beg me to come back. I wish it was an exaggeration to tell you that I thought about him every day. I wish it weren't true that the moment my fiancé, *Paul, slipped that diamond on my finger, I immediately started mourning the loss of the only true love I’d known: *Bryce. “Who’s that, babe?” Paul asked as he cut into his steak. We were out to dinner to celebrate something. It may have even been to acknowledge the fact that in less than a year, we’d be bound together by marriage. We would take an oath in front my father, a pastor, and before God to never abandon one another or forsake our vows until death would part us forever. I looked across the table at the face I promised to love for the rest of my days and immediately regretted giving up on our no-phone policy at dinner. “It’s

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I have small boobs, and always have.  I come from a female-dominated family in which the small boob gene runs deep. Ever since I could say “mama” I was aware of my fate. My mother, leading the pack, never once shied away from poking fun at her small boobs and my inevitable ones. There was never even a freckle of hope that I would some day have natural, effortless cleavage, and so we did what most small-boobed girls in large numbers too: we band together. My husband he loves me and my small boobs and claims he is an ass man, it's ok I know those lovely large breasts catch his eye sometimes. Hell they catch mine.  Things only a small boob women can know.  How it feels to put excess hope in those “I went from a size AA to a size C at 25” stories. Every woman with small boobs has heard that elusive story — the one where some lucky 25-year-old, pitiful in all her late-bloomingness, finally grew the boobs she had always wanted in her mid-20s. We’ve all HEARD the story, but have

Chatting it up over some coffee with the girls and I one day started a discussion about my big ass. Well it actually was about my big ass and another girlfriend of mines big ass and the other women's not big asses.   It seemed there was a problem with Carla's ass being to big for her current lover to successfully maneuver into her doggy style. Now I admit my ass is not small but it's huge I'm not obese and neither is Carla. I piped in and shined some light on the topic and suggested that yes our big ass could get in the way of that position and possibly from the side also but that it takes two to tango.  I asked to describe what exactly is going on. " Every time we attempt it, once he get inside me, it's only for a moment or two and then he slips out when he tries to thrust. So I'm not really sure what to do about this."    Ok hunny you have to spill the beans some on this man I say "Is his penis smaller or not?" I ask.  A long pause

When it comes to cheating, middle-aged married women - and not just men - not happy with sex lives are seeking extra-marital affairs to find that missing action. According to an interesting study, when middle-aged women seek extra-marital affairs, they are looking for more romantic passion which always includes sex - and do not want to divorce their husbands. “Being happy in marriage is far different than being happy in bed,” said Erica Allison, a professor of , sexuality and sport at University of Winchester in England. During the study, Allison focused on 500 married females between ages 35 and 45 and their conversations with potential suitors online for those interested in having extra-marital affairs. The researchers found that the large majority of women - 67 percent - were seeking affairs because they wanted more romantic passion, which always included sex. they where just looking for great passionate sex. Nearly all the women made it clear that this was not just a means to an

F or most of my adult life I’ve been overweight, not necessarily by my looks but by those ridiculous BMI charts that insist that I should only carry 140 pounds on my 5 foot 6 inch frame.  I’ve lost and gained countless pounds over the years, and in my 20's I actually weighed 120 pounds for a while -- ah, the Fen-Phen years! But my entire family thought I was starving myself. I looked like a walking head with big eyes rolling around in my skull and my breasts all but disappeared. I was right for the charts, but too small for me. When my beloved weight loss drugs were taken off the market, I settled somewhere around 200 pounds when I was almost 40. You may think this sounds huge, but this weight was comfortable for me; I had my 38Ds and other curves where I wanted them. I was also in pretty good control of my body. I was good and a coordinated dancer, I didn’t get winded on the Stairmaster, and I could still pull my share of men up to me at the bar. I wasn’t having much se

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend? Well this one is. For someone who doesn’t usually have enormous penis love (that’s either massive love for penis or love for massive penis) the  Diamond Dong from Titus  re ally has me besotted. I have alsways been mostly fine with mosty average men. Don't get me wrong before I got married 8 years ago I had my fair share of well hung hunks. But let’s start at the beginning. If a man is at least average and know what he is doing they seem to be able to get me off.  This dildo is one of many Titus dildos you can find at Clonezone, with a choice of colours and sizes. Th e Titus Diamond Dong range is obviously clear and the dildo itself looks like an ice sculpture. I wasn’t expecting to love it quite as much. It’s especially (psychologically) refreshing to have around during a heatwave. Other than being a piece of erotic art for your bedside table or wherever, the one I have is also 8.5 inches long and  thick  with it. that is 8.5 inches o

Rock Rings’ The Cocktagon III is 100% silicone and free of latex and phthalates. It’s waterproof (I would hope so considering how up and close and personal it was about to get to our body fluids). While round, they form an octagon pattern on the outside with the eight diamond pattern angles. It’s very flexible and comes with three rings of varying sizes (advertised): 2.5 cm/1” + stretch 3 cm/1.2 + stretch 3.5 cm/1.4 + stretch Because of the different sizes and flexible material, it is probably suitable for a wide range of sizes and adjustments. MY husband is on the average to large size. I have been with larger men before I got married and I would not recommend this product for overly large men though, the largest size may not accommodate them.  My husband placed the largest around his penis base and testicles, the middle size around the base of his penis. They all stretched and were easy to put on without needing any lubrication. All three on him at the same time felt comfo

S ome people feel like they should have the right to walk around nude, and other people feel like they shouldn’t have to see it. That’s the crux of a controversy that has San Francisco’s Castro neighborhood in an uproar, San Francisco Examiner reporter Dan Schreiber said on Thursday in a KQED Forum discussion. On Dec. 5 at 10 a.m last year a committee of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors will discuss Supervisor Scott Wiener’s (yes it's his real name) proposal to partially ban nudity in the city and he anticipates the full board will take it up later in the month. San Francisco has taken a very liberal stance on nudity and nude events over the last 10-20 years but some feel like it is now out of control.  While the neighborhood has long tolerated sporadic nudity, nudity is becoming more and more common, Wiener said, straining the tolerance of the neighborhood San Francisco has several nude events throughout the year that brings out every shape and well as y

I have seen a lot of weenies in my day and I think the penis varies in looks even more than boobies do! So what makes a good looking penis? There are so many aspects, I have seen fat and short, skinny, long and skinny, meaty, long and thick, curved and more. It seems though dimensions don't matter as much as overall appearance. It's hard to tell until you get them naked Ah, the big reveal—that instant when you finally present us with your (ahem) package. We women are just completely fascinated by what you’re packing down there…and excited about the impending delivery What are we thinking or looking for? The Journal of Sexual Medicine just released a study that tells us how women rate the appearance of the penis.  The study shares what women care about in regards to the male sex organ. The overall appearance is what really matters the study says, and I generally agree. I don't like an ugly penis. now it's can't be a nice looking penis and really sma