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No private pool? Try fucking in a tub

  For those of us living in New York, having sex in a bathtub is controversial. I mean, I have a full tub, but I doubt two adult-sized humans could fit comfortably. I have tried, but I'm a big women and it was not pretty. But for you... so who knows. Sex in the shower is easier, still though there is not much room for me. But if you're one of the blessed beings with a roomy tub, here are some tips to pull off bathtub sex.   A soak in the tub is always pleasurable, but sex in the tub is twice as nice. 1. Set the scene. Think dim lighting, lit candles, and a sexy soundtrack. Maybe even a glass of wine if you're up for it. Be sure to have on hand anything and everything you might need once you're in. In this case, I'd set aside waterproof lube since H2O washes away any natural lubrication. 2. Find the perfect temp. Not too hot, not too cold, and remember: the longer you're in there, the cooler the water becomes. Start off with a bit warmer than you

Pool-time sex

  It's summer, and it's not just bikini season, although it's never bikini season for me. It's also pool sex season. (Because we all know sex on the beach is not as romantic as it sounds. #sand.) Start with a sensual sunscreen massage, then try out these positions next time you're feeling horny poolside.   1. The Tawdry Tube   Have your guy sit in an inner tube with his legs dangling over the edge. Then straddle his lap, facing him, and slowly lower yourself onto his penis with your hands on his shoulders for support. Once he's inside you, rock back and forth. He can intensify the action by grasping your hips to help propel you. The water splashing through the inner tube will hit his testicles and your clitoris, intensifying the sensations.   2. The Randy Raft   Climb onto a well-inflated raft in shallow water (I know, I know, this is impossible to do sexily) and lie on your stomach with your butt and legs dangling

Who says married life can mean lots of great sex with multiple partners

Swingers, like polyester leisure suits, seemed to have their heyday in the '70s. But couples who openly swap partners for a night of passionate sex with strangers, are becoming a growing trend in a sort of new sexual relationship revolution -- and those who swing say the rest of us monogamists are missing out. The couples said they don't find anything wrong with monogamy, but they were looking for something more exciting and raw. Many consider sex more of a animalistic act not always love. "Your best sex may not be with each other, but your best love might" said Sara N.J. "We have pretty amazing sex at home when we're alone. But when we go to a sex party it's a physical attraction, not an emotional attraction."   Michael, a 28-year-old construction worker, and Sara, 24, who works in a doctor's office, have been in a committed relationship for more than 14 years but they do "full swaps," complete with intercourse, but they refu

No I said!

No I said! Different penis sizes do feel different I said. The conversation came up with a group of very married women. Most of them admitted to having only a few sex partners and almost all of them had been married for years.  There where a few women who jumped in and agreed. the conversation continued. I said particularly when you're talking about girth. The pleasure I feel from vaginal intercourse comes mainly from the pressure of the penis on the walls of my vagina, bigger feels fuller. If the penis is thinner, it's not going to provide as much pressure/friction. If it's very wide, it's going to cause my vagina to stretch, some stretching is really good and too much stretching is painful. Optimal for me is somewhere in between, but keep in mind that just as guys vary in the size of their penises, girls vary in the size of their vaginas---so what's optimal for one person is going to be different than what's optimal for another. the head of a mans

16 Big boob problems

1.You have a better shot at winning the lottery than finding a button-down shirt that doesn’t gap. 2.It's impossible to find cute bras that fit. Beige, beige and beige are the only colors your cup size comes in. 3.You vs. Strapless Bras is the great battle of your life. 4.Finding a perfect swimsuit top is a nightmare. NIGHTMARE.  5.You look kind of slutty in anything fitted. 6.…But you look kind of fat in anything that doesn’t have a waist. 7.Not being able to wear low cut tops without someone commenting about how big they are. Yes, I KNOW. 8.You know that putting on a push-up bra is just gonna make you look ridiculous. 9.Cross body bags and seat belts cut your boobs in two. 10.Your boobs try to escape any time you bend over. 11.Smaller-breasted women think you have it made and secretly hate you. 12.Good posture makes you look aggressive and plastic. 13.It’s always a lit
When your average guy hears the word "hand job," it goes through a processing factory that spits it out to his brain as "Dry claw grip parade NOOOO." Then they make some variety of that joke that goes like, "The best hand job is with your mouth, HUR HUR HUR HURRR DURR." Yeah, no. I'm tired, and I already brushed my teeth. It look like riding the one she is giving the handjob to might cause your cervix to hide Why are handies considered the embarrassing inbred cousin of the blow job? Because they're associated with the ultimate unsexy sexual attitude: Halfheartedness. We picture them being given in the backs of a car by an ambivalent, inexperienced teen girl to her desperate boner-addled boyfriend who is shorter than her. Or by a recently divorced mom who's too tired to have actual sex with her latest eHarmony date. Touching it just right. the male clit Here are few tips to make a Handy more fun. "Jiggle It" Warm-

Leave my G alone sometimes (By Darci)

The G spot is awesome. But it’s not the only erotic body part in the region. I had a boyfriend in college who was obsessed with locating and banging my G spot. It was the most frustrating sexual experience of my life, he was horrible in bed. If there was ever a man that could not work his penis it was this guy. Some women respond to G spot stuff and others don’t. Let’s just get that out of the way. I am absolutely someone who does. I love that shit. It feels amazing and after some  serious practice , it’s in my day-to-day repertoire. My G-Spot is happy when you tickle it! The problem with this partner was that he was focused on himself. He thought his special G spot tricks would give me the most amazing earth shattering orgasm evah. He saw it as his duty to give me this orgasm – it is how he showed me he cared. I think… Now if the guy has a tool that big he might not have issues finding my G-Spot And while he jabbed and tickled his way around my nether-regions, with his