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Weenies come in all, well all everything




I have seen a lot of weenies in my day and I think the penis varies in looks even more than boobies do! So what makes a good looking penis? There are so many aspects, I have seen fat and short, skinny, long and skinny, meaty, long and thick, curved and more. It seems though dimensions don't matter as much as overall appearance.

It's hard to tell until you get them naked

Ah, the big reveal—that instant when you finally present us with your (ahem) package. We women are just completely fascinated by what you’re packing down there…and excited about the impending delivery

What are we thinking or looking for? The Journal of Sexual Medicine just released a study that tells us how women rate the appearance of the penis.  The study shares what women care about in regards to the male sex organ.



The overall appearance is what really matters the study says, and I generally agree. I don't like an ugly penis. now it's can't be a nice looking penis and really small either. "General cosmetic appearance" is the most important aspect to a woman.  Length landed at 5th place out of 10.

"Meatus" is a fun word, by the way.  Feel free to use it in everyday life, even if you don't know what it means.

Here's the full list.

1. General cosmetic appearance
2. Girth
3. Pubic hair
3. Skin tone
5. Length
6. Scrotum size
7. Shape of glans (shape of the head of the penis)
8. Erection hardness
9. Curve of shaft
10. Meatus (bulbous size of the glands / head of penis)

What did some women say about the penises they have met?

“There was this guy I went out with for a few months, and the moment I saw his penis, I noticed the head was so big it looked like a mushroom! I actually imagined a Smurf’s house. But surprisingly, it was the most pleasuring penis I've ever experienced. He worked that mushroom like magic!” —Stefani, 29

A big head is not all bad... at least when it comes to dick

“I've never seen that shade of purple on a human being before...but the color was just another sign of extreme arousal, and he was very hard, so yes, it made a difference. In the best possible way.” —Deanna, 25

"Manscaping should be required! This mans penis looked much smaller when surrounded by so much shrubbery.” —Erin, 36
“Smooth, silky, healthy, perfect length and girth—plus he smelled so clean!” —Jessica, 45

“One boyfriend seemed almost embarrassed to show me his penis. He had a little guy but it felt amazing! —Lisa, 31

You never know with these, could be a grower or just a little guy

“He unzipped, and out came his magnificent, large, beautiful penis. But all I could think was, ‘My God, his penis is the size of a tree log,’ and, ‘Is this gonna hurt?!’“ —Taryn, 29

“Hairy monster! Seriously, hair is fine, but when your penis gets lost in a thick jungle, it's time to trim.” —Alyssa, 27

“Dated a grower not a shower, at first I was like uh oh but was so amazed at how big it got—and very happy about it as well!” —Maddie, 32

“Wow, that's a harsh left hook. Yes. That may make things very interesting.” —Nicole, 35

Some are bigger soft than even the stiffest

Now that is all man. Had a man that was a dream to look at, thick and long" - Karri 34

“There was a friend with benefits who kept saying how great he was in bed. He spoke about his penis like he was some sort of god, but when he dropped his pants the first time, I found out it was so small. That was the beginning and the end of that. Word to the wise” If you have a small penis, that’s fine, but don’t talk about it like you could part the Red Sea!” —Stephanie, 32

"He parted my sea with a filling head! This man had a thick shaft and large head. It could do amazing things" -Heather 41





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