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Yes your big ass could get in the way.

Chatting it up over some coffee with the girls and I one day started a discussion about my big ass. Well it actually was about my big ass and another girlfriend of mines big ass and the other women's not big asses.  

It seemed there was a problem with Carla's ass being to big for her current lover to successfully maneuver into her doggy style. Now I admit my ass is not small but it's huge I'm not obese and neither is Carla. I piped in and shined some light on the topic and suggested that yes our big ass could get in the way of that position and possibly from the side also but that it takes two to tango. 

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I asked to describe what exactly is going on. "Every time we attempt it, once he get inside me, it's only for a moment or two and then he slips out when he tries to thrust. So I'm not really sure what to do about this."  

Ok hunny you have to spill the beans some on this man I say "Is his penis smaller or not?" I ask.  A long pause and then she says "I would say not small but smaller average from my rough measurements maybe just under 5 inches."

Aha I said. Stop blaming your ass! But don't blame his smaller average penis either. You see it takes two to tango. Your big ass and his smaller penis can make that position a challenge. I tell them I have had this issue before also and the little ass bitches of the world probably don't unless the man is truly small.



Forgo that position I tell her and try on your back, with your together. Have him raise your legs so your feet are up in the air, or bend your knees and push your feet forward (so your kinda in a ball, but with him at your feet and your vagina exposed.) This allows for super deep penetration even with a smaller penis. 



Or try at the Side of the bed. - Get over to the edge, him standing on the floor. have him grab those ankles of yours and with your legs together and her ankles on your shoulders or held to the side, have him go to town. I dated a short but girthy man once that would do this this and it would make me gasp from him filling and stretching me.

Basically stop doing stuff that does not work and do things that do!







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