Hooking Up With a Too-Hot Man

What happens when you bang a really hot guy? There are symptoms that most likely occur when you meet a man who is really really ridiculously good-looking. And even though you know he’s going to be trouble, you are powerless to resist.

Unfortunately, if the relationship ends or never progresses beyond a hookup, there will be a necessary recovery time from the hot body, chiseled body, sexy face, melting smile and off-course big wang!

Your dating retinas (definitely a real thing) have been burned by hotness, and you can no longer properly see other perfectly wonderful guys. They will be unfavorably distorted by your ailing vision.

This sensation may feel similar to being offered a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the day after a five-course tasting menu at a Michelin-starred restaurant. It’s not that a PB&J isn’t delicious in its own way; it’s that your perception and taste are temporarily out of whack and nothing can compare. It's like getting a can Vienna Sausages instead of an big all beef hot dog for lunch.

Treat this symptom with time and a positive attitude, and eventually, the temporary man-blindness will subside and you’ll be able to see new guys clearly again. If the problem persists, consult a list of the hot guy’s flaws. (Or consider some soul searching, because geez, you are being really shallow, lady.)

Have you ever hooked up with a really, really hot guy and then worried you'd never be attracted to anyone else again? (Also, I hope you guys know I'm kidding. Well, mostly kidding.) Who was the best-looking guy you ever fell for?

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