Blowjobs are a chore

Why on earth do people talk about blowjobs like it is a chore? Why on earth is it icky to please your partner? What the fuck is with all the "oh you're getting married, that means no more blowjobs and sex only when you want" jokes. What you think now that he is married he doesn't have to eat your koochie anymore either?

Argh, sorry I'm ranting. sitting with a bunch of women several of them started talking about them like their the work of the devil. Seriously?? How can it be demeaning to women? Is going down on a women demeaning to a guy?

Isn't it a great power play? I hold in my hands and my mouth all my partners sexuality. I can choose his pleasure at my discretion. Its probably the most powerful position for a girl. It's one of the very manly things I love about well... men. I hard cock at attention for me!

I tried to defend them saying that its all part of foreplay but apparently that makes me like a porn-star. Yeah right, like porn-stars are the only ones that give blowjobs. do you know how many high profile women I know that suck dick!

There I said it: I like blojobs, I give blowjobs. I love how good I am at it. I love the feeling, I like the power I have when I kneel down and unzip his pants. I love his caress of my hair when I'm going down on him. I love teasing him with my fingers. I love to see him get rock hard anytime anywhere no matter what he's doing. the feeling of his cock pulsing once I have made him cum.

The only time I hate blowjobs are are:

When some asshole expects it and is not going to reciprocate.

I don't like dirty dicks, so shower up first boys.

I like big dicks but blowjobs can be a challange, sometimes to much of a challenge in that I can't hang in there very long.

Big ones are good for sex but blowjobs are a lot of work

Small dicks. Yep small ones are easy to give blowjobs too but the really small ones make me feel like a dirty old lady, like I'm not sucking on a real man. Average dicks are fun to suck.

Too small and it's weird

Hair - To much hair and I am a little turned off boys, so try and trim up.

Too much hair and I'm out boys

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