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Acorns and Oaks?

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Ever heard of the Acorns and Oaks club? Neither had I until I recently was invited to this eye opening club while in Europe. I can't say exactly the location since it truly is a private club, but I can say it was extremely fun! I had never even heard the term Acorns and Oaks until I was invited - I ignorantly asked "Oh what kind of club is it". What? my two girlfriends said. "You know what acorns and oaks are right". I guess not I replied - "And you call your'self a sex expert". "It's a guys penis size Jane OMG!!!

[caption id="attachment_3276" align="alignnone" width="199"]Meaty and Cutie Meaty and Cutie[/caption]

I off course figured it out right then and there. Small cocks, acorns, big ones, oaks - got it. I had to remind them I think this was some sort of European slang term. I was then informed this was the many "private and underground" w omens all male nude clubs. It would seem all over Europe there are strip clubs for women where men take it all off and they are full contact strippers. This club was very popular since almost all of the strippers are part time and they don't just display the well hung muscle hunk. Full contact you say... Yes you get to touch and they will also if you want.

[caption id="attachment_3298" align="alignnone" width="300"]Nothing like a big swinging dick Nothing like a big swinging dick[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_3277" align="alignnone" width="250"]You can get all him down! You can get all him down![/caption]

The girls informed me you can see all kinds of men there. It's popular because there are all shapes and sizes and the men are fun. I was off course game for this kind of entertainment. The best part I discovered was that they had a flavor of Hunk for everybody. It was like the Baskin Robbins of men 31 flavors and Momma tried each one.

[caption id="attachment_3283" align="alignnone" width="300"]What is smiling about? What is she smiling about?[/caption]

When we arrived there was no signs or neon. Nothing at all to show where this place was located. The girls walked me to an unmarked door that read "Female and ID couples only - 25 and older only - no camera or video allowed" the girls flashed a pass and paid the fee to get in. Once we walked in it looked like a nice Italian restaurant, not a sleazy dark stripper dive that we have in America. There where two stages and male waiters wearing see through G-strings walking around. One stage one read "ACORNS" the other "OAKS". The shows and men where to start soon.

[caption id="attachment_3278" align="alignnone" width="300"]A hanger downer and a poker outer A hanger downer and a poker outer[/caption]

We where actually celebrating one of the girls 50th birthday and what perfect way to celebrate, dinner, wine and nude men! We got seated, order our meal from our very handsome waiter who had a nice little ass but was more of an acorn it seemed unless the little guy got a lot bigger happy.  (You get eat first before the main events start). The place full full soon after we arrived and our meal was fabulous, and as the meal went on we had other wait staff fill our drinks and tease us. At one point some of the performers had come out to get the women crown worked up some. They where walking around having fun with the women when two of the performers headed to our table. When they got to the table they both turned around. Each was wearing loose fitting long sweat pants, neither had a shirt. Both good looking, on the back of there pants one read ACORN  the other read OAK, just as we had time to read what was printed they turned around, paused a bit then off came the pants in one motion! OMG so funny, the one that had read OAK was actually really small, and the ACORN was huge!! We laughed so hard - both then began to flop there junk around at us. The guy with a huge cock swung it around like clock handles and the other guy's just wiggled around.

[caption id="attachment_3279" align="alignnone" width="225"]Both look good Both look good[/caption]

The show started soon after our preview with about 10-15 men walking around the crowd totally nude. Some with big cocks and others with little ones - All three of us had our chance doing some touching. At one point one of the women I was with was playing with a big cock and a little one at the same time. These men actually got erect at times also, it was amusing seeing my rather reserved friend line two hard cocks up next to each other to compare size  These guys put on a hell of a show, flips and lifts oh my, the lap dances where amazingly fun. We got the birthday girl a hot seat, since it was her night. Her personal dancer was ripped, very very well hung (he later let the birthday girl get him hard and he measured it with a ruler (part of his act I think) and sure enough it was a very large 10 inches. There was no wrapping your hand around it' either. Funny, my friend was kind of shy, so he took his time easing her into the dance, but in the end she was ready for another lap dance. Money well spent, every woman should get one always once!

[caption id="attachment_3280" align="alignnone" width="300"]Both could get the job done Both could get the job done[/caption]

The guys are thoughtful and just the right amount of sexy. The more reserved friend ended up telling us that she felt the lap dances where very empowering. I thought they just made me horny, LOL. I grabbed plenty of dicks that night and ass. And speaking of empowering, the drinks are great and surprisingly strong. I loved that our bartender wasn't  just a pretty face( he was pretty all over lol) he actually knew about drinks, we asked for a shot that was sweet, and fruit. He thought about for a second then made us some amazing shots that tasted like Swedish Fish! Based on the drinks alone I would be back, add in the sexy guys who put on a fantastic show I will definitely be back.

[caption id="attachment_3281" align="alignnone" width="300"]I'd put the big toy in me and suck the real thing I'd put the big toy in me and suck the real thing[/caption]

Overall this was truly the best strip event I have experienced for women only. I was expecting something cheesy or nasty but the male strippers were all very classy and professional. They danced really well too and there moves made me only think about them on and in me - LOL. All the choregraphed stuff was really good and the guys all knew what they were doing. I've seen male strippers before and these guys really took it to another level. I found myself screaming and laughing so hard during the show. They took the small penis and big penis thing and turned it into a really fun part of the show, and I loved how confident the smaller men where. I couldn't believe some of the things they were doing. If you've never been I would highly recommend you go if ever you get a chance. Its a once in a lifetime experience!!

[caption id="attachment_3282" align="alignnone" width="300"]Wonder what men really think Wonder what men really think[/caption]

 
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