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I saw their penises by accident and it took three days before it was funny. - By guest blogger Gina



My two best friends in the world are two guys named David and Parker. They're super awesome guys who are fun to hang out with and I had known both of them for years as nothing more than friends. 

 We used to all share a college dorm room our last year of college even and never was there any hanky-panky or nudity involved. Both of them where very private as am I and no ever brought anyone home that year as it was the rule. 

 A few weeks ago, we decided we would all go on a vacation together with just the three of us to Florida. I was not in a relationship at the time and both the boys had been single recently also. 

 I was our designated driver. We had done also of things together over the years but a road trip was never one of them. I picked up David and Parker, and we were on our way. The trip was going great until the dreaded and embarrassing moment of seeing not one but two penises by accident. 

 A good portion of the trip is across a lot of nothing with very few restroom stops. Both the boys said they had to pee and I just pulled of the highway at one of the those rest stops that have the concrete block restrooms. I pulled right up to the front as both the guys hopped out and ran in the men's restroom. As I sat I glanced up and noticed that the door of the restroom propped open (why do they keep the door open on men's restrooms? Does it smell that bad?).

 That's when it all came together in a shock of embarrassment for everyone. I was parked at an angle and since the door was open and I was looking into the restroom at an angle I could clearly see both the guys penises as they peed in the reflection of the mirror in the restroom. That was bad enough but all in a flash then both the guys turned around and realized that I could see them. For a split second my eyes snapped up from looking at their penises and both guys caught my eyes as I caught theirs, as they caught each others and their penises. It was a penis, peeing triad of embarrassment. 
Not the actual penises in question, but it was about like this. 
Everyone at that moment realized I had seen both their penises and that they had seen each others penises and that now everyone on this very long trip knows that David has a smaller penis than Parker. It was obvious, it was clear and it took three full days before everyone decided it was now funny. 

 David decided to go with the "I'm a grower story" and Parker decided to just give David shit about it forever, and I have decided to park farther away from the restroom from now on. 

 I have seen plenty of penises and even a few peeing ones but your friends are not penises you want to see.





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