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Bad blowjobs, try speaking up with a dick in your mouth

Bad blowjobs, try speaking up with a dick in your mouth


The reality is simple: most women are horrible at giving head. In fact most women expect men to know how to go down on a women and provide pure pleasure, but women put little effort into sucking dick.


That’s part of the reason why many women simply don’t give BJs; they’re afraid of “messing up” so they just evade doing it. This is counter-productive, since most of the time… any blow job is better than no blow job.


Even if you are terrible at giving head, at least you are trying to improve, and that’s better than hiding from your fear of failure.


Often, a woman’s lack of skills is her own fault, and stems from her lack of initiative to improve. Then again, most men aren’t that good at clearly communicating what they want in a blow job.


SPEAK UP!


Take him all in, if the man is average or on the smaller side, you have the advantage and so does he of putting all of him in your mouth. Men LOVE it! Just relax and try it and you will have a very happy man. To simulate the same act on well hung men, use your hands to cover his entire penis while taking the head of his penis in your mouth.


The right words are often more powerful than the best blow job techniques. A man’s orgasm happens in his mind; saying what he doesn’t even know he desires to hear can trigger an instant orgasm.


Most women are quiet and make an “I’m-working-on-an-important-assignment” face, without saying a single word.


Why so serious? Relax… have fun with it. Nobody expects you to talk while having a penis in your mouth, stop for a second, take a breath… smile… give him a compliment, tell him you’re enjoying yourself, ask him for feedback, or tell him what you want him to do.


The “rule” for blowjob dirty talk is: whatever you say, say it with complete belief.
If you are afraid that what you say will sound too fake or awkward: it will.


Believe in what you say and say it fearlessly, and anything you say will sound great. There’s nothing clean about a blowjob, so don’t try to be classy about it once you are already on your knees.


Never forget that how you say it is more important than what you say. You don’t need “dirty talking lines,” you need playfulness and the confidence to let go of your fear of being looked down upon for talking dirty. He wants you to be slutty, so give yourself permission to cross the line.


Also, know that saying anything is usually better than saying nothing at all. You don’t want him to feel as if you are in your head, thinking, worrying, and giving him the “this-is-rocket-science” serious face. So speak up!

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