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Touch my tits

The problem with men as they age is they don't touch the tits enough is what the emails are saying. There is a serious lack of tit-grabbing in my life, and it’s an issue that frankly needs to be addressed, are the complaints.
I love my tits, they’re awesome.


Readers seem to be right, unlike Teenage boys (sorry, were when I was younger – please don’t arrest me) who shows the tits the love that they deserve, older men seem to become less interested. A teenage boy will stare at them, squeeze them, suck them, bite them, and all but worship them as the second coming of Christ if you let him get within a couple of feet. Hell I recall several young boys that would cum in there pants just touching them.

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But grown-ups seem to be bored of them. Sure, they’ll give you a quick feel when you’re snogging, they’ll take off your top and do some cursory playing during sex, but it’s been a long time since someone tried to furtively get mine out in the back row of a cinema, or gaped at them open-mouthed like a drooling dog in a butcher’s shop. I’ve never met a man who says he doesn’t like tits. And yet as grown men they miss out on a million opportunities to touch them up. I can think of no occasion when I’ve been sitting with a guy on the sofa getting stoned and watching South Park that wouldn’t have been immeasurably improved if he’d had one hand down my shirt idly pinching one of my nipples. Likewise I’ve been on countless long bus journeys that would have seemed shorter with a guy’s hands up my top.


In McDonalds? If no kids are looking, why not reach over and pop open one of the buttons on my shirt. Have a look, go on. Walking down the street? Put your hand round my waist so you can slide it up occasionally and cup one of them in your hand. If I’m in the front seat of a car and you’re in the passenger seat, reach round and grab them. Come up behind me while I’m writing and run your hands down from my shoulders and into my bra. Slip one hand inside my coat on a cold winter’s day. Go on. Please. Touch my tits – I’ll buy you a sandwich. And during sex? Why not grab them? Go on – just a bit, squeeze them a little while you got that cock in there. If you’re on top and you need your arms to hold you up, put one hand on each of my tits and hold yourself up that way. It hurts, and is hot and brilliant.


I appreciate that watching them jiggle is one of the most fun things about sex, but why not interrupt that jiggling every once in a while by grabbing my nipples and feeling my cunt twitch and my legs tense up as you squeeze them nice and hard, yeah? I guess as you grow up you’re more focused on the ultimate goal – the pussy. But while your cock’s in there your hands are free, so if it’s not too much trouble, and if you’re not that busy: touch them. Pretty pretty please.

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