Dirty Talk Phrases To Make Him Horny!

Nobody likes having boring, quiet sex every single time you jump into bed with your man.

Using these dirty talk phrases is a great way to turn your man on and to add a whole new dimension to your sex life. However before you rush out and start using these dirty phrases, there are a few things you should first know…

1. Most guys really enjoy it when a girl starts talking dirty to them. Only a small percentage of men don’t. So don’t worry if your man happens to be one of those guys who isn’t into it.

2. If you suddenly start talking really dirty to your man, then there is a good chance that he is going to get a little freaked out. It’s a much better idea to slowly introduce dirty talk.

3. Sometimes the more subtle phrases are great for building sexual tension and to keep him thinking about you, instead of immediately turning him on.

4. Say things that are real! "I love your fat long cock in me" might sound like something he wants to hear, but if his cock is neither fat or long plan on him calling you out on that one, or asking who exactly you are talking about. Don't just start taking ideas from what you hear in porn and start saying them to your man. Every man will catch on if the sexy talk is a lie.

Not Very Sexual Dirty Talk Phrases

I feel so small when you wrap your arms around me.

Sometimes my legs get weak when you kiss me.

I’ve got a sexy surprise for you later… x

I can feel I might need you later...

(great when sent as a text message/IM/email)

A Little Sexual Dirty Talk Phrases

I wish we could just stay in bed and have sex all day long.

I love it when you wear tight clothes and I can see your ass.

Guess what color my panties are?

I might need my girl parts takin' care of later by you

Very Sexual Dirty Talk

Just being with you makes me wet!

If we weren’t at this party and these people weren’t around, I would jump you right now!

I miss your cock.

I need to feel you in me deep

(great while touching him)

Super Sexual Dirty Talk

I need to taste you

I just want to be your little fuck doll…

I want to feel your cock in my mouth right now.

I love it when you fuck me like a slut.

I need to see your hard cock

But don’t solely rely on saying just these example dirty phrases to turn your man on, come up with your own.

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