A Locker Room Gherkin?

The men's locker room is something that fascinates me, I mean what goes on there. I recently learned of anew term for a penis, and I thought I had heard it all. "He Has A Locker Room Gherkin". the comment came first from a male friend of mine as we all sat around a bar table - then sure enough several women chimed in and and said "Oh yea a Gherkin dick".
Heather, a friend of mine begins to explain it's a guy that has a really small soft penis - One usually found I guess in a locker room I asked jokingly. Heather says - "nope one of those little ones that hopefully grow, you know like one to three inches long soft."

This then proceeded the men at the table to ask does a small penis soft make a difference to women then?
Most of us, no all of us said no not really. In reality a Gherkin penis can be found anywhere. We all agreed a nice big thick soft penis was a guarantee of a big one erect and they are nice to look at and instantly can excite but almost always, by the time the penis appears to us it’s ready for play. We take note of a guy’s penis once it is already erect. That is the impression that will stay with us really.

Women see a limp penis usually as having nothing to do with sex. It’s for peeing, so it’s irrelevant to us. Women know (or should know) some penises are “growers” and some are “show-ers.”

The Gherkin can be found not just in a locker room but anywhere.

Penises that are small when soft usually grow a great deal more in size when erect than those that are larger when soft. Sure it's not always true. sometimes what you see is about what you get but I have seen some mini dicks grow into something plenty big enough to get the job done, but now I know that I have had a few Gherkins in my day.

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