REVIEW OF THE NICK HAWK REAL DILDO - Guest blogger Mindy

GETTING REAL WITH NICK HAWK'S DaNGLY PARTS 

You guys. There’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you for a very long time. I’m hopelessly in love with the Showtime reality series Gigolos. If you haven’t seen it, Gigolos provides an “extremely rare and uncensored look into the personal and professional lives of five hot guys in Vegas who like to hang out, have fun and get girls, but in their case they get paid for it.” 

Yes, Gigolos is a reality show about male escorts living in Sin City and it’s so horrible, it’s actually kind of amazing. It has everything you hope and wish for from reality TV: Sex, Cat-Fights, Spray-tans, blatant prostitution. It's Lifetime on steroids, what more could you ask for? It’s OK, you’re free to judge me all you want. My love for Gigolos is a personal shame I live with everyday.

Above is the gang from season 1-2: Jimmy (the sensitive one, who is undergoing an existential crisis), Vin (the laid back, token black dude who claims he’s a feminist), Steven (the single dad who I’m pretty sure is Gay), Brace (the orange guy who claims he’s in his 40’s but I suspect is actually 85 & lying to us) and of course my favorite – Nick, the cocky inked up guy with dreams of becoming a rapper. What did I tell you? IT’S REALITY TV GOLD. I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried. Off course the cast is ever changing like any good reality TV series though. 

Questionable raps aside, Nick is pretty hot and I have a serious soft spot for dark haired guys with tattoos in my fantasy world. If you read my  bucket list, it’s strangely endearing and includes things like “see The Lion King on Broadway” and “own a wolf”. Don’t we all Nick, don’t we all. Anyway, the big news is that Nick recently launched his own line of sex toys.

On the show though it's portrayed that is he a fantastic lover

When California Exotics asked me if I’d be interested in reviewing something from the Nick Hawk GIGOLO line as part of their Cal Exotics  Certified Sexpert Program, I couldn’t resist. The Nick Hawk GIGOLO line includes everything from vibrators, penis pumps and fuzzy handcuffs to a blow-up doll (ha!).

It’s exactly what it looks like: a Dildo which was actually made from a cast of Nick’s penis. The process of making the Dildo was filmed live & included in an episode of Gigolos. The Nick Hawk dildo, is made from Better-Than-Real® Plus material (Phthalate-Free PVC) which has been hand finished and colored for exacting detail. 

It has a suction cup at it’s base so you can attach it to surfaces (i.e., the edge of the bed, or bathtub) or use it in a harness. Because of the flared base. As you can see by the box it also has “moveable balls” – I’m not sure why this is a selling point, but  apparently this is a thing and yes they move kind of like real ones.

Nick’s virtual penis measures approximately 6 inches in insert-able length, with a total length of 8 inches (including the balls.) When I told my friend and fellow Gigolos fan, Angie, about this her response was, “That’s it? I expected more from a stripper or some guy I'd pay to fuck me!"

A rather average penis it would seem

Truth be told, 6 inches doesn’t sound like much however, since the average penis is said to be 6-6.5 inches long when hard, and it was slightly disappointing. However, what Nick lacks in length, he makes up for in a nice, healthy girth of 6 inches, he is rather thick. The toy is soft, flexible and slightly squishy – kind of like the real deal. However, because of the texture of toy and the ample girth, you’ll definitely want to use some lube for optimal pleasure.

Oh that ass!

This toy is a Dildo, not a vibrator which means that it has no motor. To use it you thrust and move it inside yourself, simulating intercourse. What I should mention about this toy is how eerily realistic it feels – even more so than my beloved Fun Factory Big Boss. The toy feels absolutely fantastic inside you. During an afternoon play session with “Nick”, I had one of the best orgasms I’ve ever had with a non-vibrating toy. I think Nick's girth helps tremendously with this and his ample head. I have been with smaller 6" men and not had fun but I think it was because they where also rather skinny - I would not say Nick is average at all in the girth department. 

To understand the potential drawbacks of this toy, I must show you a photo of what it looks like in person. Behold Nick Hawk’s virtual penis!

In all it's glory

Some of you may consider this an example of “when keeping things real goes wrong.” This Dildo is scarily realistic and veiny. So very, very veiny. I love real life penises, veins and all. However, somehow bright blue veins on a toy kind of freak me out. If that makes me a hypocrite, so be it - but they are too realistic.

Secondly, although this toy is made from body-safe materials, it has a fairly strong rubbery smell at first.  When I was telling Angie about the toy, I mentioned this:

“The toy kind of smells like the camping aisle at Walmart.”

“Wow, I totally thought it would smell like his cologne, or at the very least Drakkar Noire.”

“I know right?! It would also be pretty awesome if it vibrated to the beats of his raps, but you can’t always get everything you want in life.”

Luckily I was able to solve the issue of the smell by using a strawberry flavored lube, which immediately remedied the problem. With that said, I absolutely love the feeling of this toy – enough to overlook it’s minor shortcomings (no pun intended)

Here are a few more photos so you can get an idea of the size of the toy. Joe the Intern reluctantly agreed to stand next to it, “in the name of science.” Keep in mind that Joe is 12 inches tall.

So there you have it. This is my first “Genuine Cast” Dildo experience and although toy is out of my usual comfort zone, I don’t regret trying it at all. With that said, the Nick Hawk GIGOLO Dildo is not for everyone – and certainly not for anyone who is looking for a discreet toy. I’d recommend this toy for intermediate to advanced users or fans of the show who want an interesting “souvenir.” 

If you like a fuller feeling or deeper fuller feeling you might look for another lifelike toy option. 

If I get to pick a dick I prefer something with Nick's ample girth but more 8-9 inches in insert-able length. If you don't care about that fact that this is Nick's cock you have up in you then there are other choices out there, but I see the fun in trying out all these men's "real" cocks!  

On that note, I’m off to go find a hiding spot for this bad boy.

What do you guys think?!