The seated crab - It's complicated

I write about all kinds of positions and I admit I might have tried all of them at one time or another but don't think every position we post is one you should attempt or even work. Hell some may not even work for you and your partner.

My purse probably weighs more than her and this mans cock is a log one

The seated crab is one of these positions. Easy enough to understand but harder to pull off that when you see it. The man takes a seat and the woman just takes a seat on the man if you know what I mean, then the woman just leans back and the man pulls her legs back. The problem with this position is the guy has to have a rather long penis for this to work.

Average won't work, you need to be working with something 8 inches long or more and you can;t be a rounder women like me either or you'll crush your man to death. Don't look at all these positions as something that has to work - if the equipment is not there to make it work or both of the bodies don't match up pass on it and try something else.

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