The seated crab - It's complicated

I write about all kinds of positions and I admit I might have tried all of them at one time or another but don't think every position we post is one you should attempt or even work. Hell some may not even work for you and your partner.

My purse probably weighs more than her and this mans cock is a log one

The seated crab is one of these positions. Easy enough to understand but harder to pull off that when you see it. The man takes a seat and the woman just takes a seat on the man if you know what I mean, then the woman just leans back and the man pulls her legs back. The problem with this position is the guy has to have a rather long penis for this to work.

Average won't work, you need to be working with something 8 inches long or more and you can;t be a rounder women like me either or you'll crush your man to death. Don't look at all these positions as something that has to work - if the equipment is not there to make it work or both of the bodies don't match up pass on it and try something else.

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Famous women on big dicks

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I dated a man once where his penis when flaccid it did not just hang down like normal guys it practically went inside his body, it was basically just a head. He was not overweight and know it's just shrinking due to loss of blood and not actually going inside but o ften, it almost didn't show at all, it looked like a baby mushroom. It did not affect any sexual performance on his part and it did grow. Although he was on the smaller side of things even erect about 5.5 inches. Frankly the sex was fine. My current boyfriend has the opposite problem. His flaccid penis is about 5 inches long, but when erect, he is still under 6 inches, so what's better? When I first saw how long he was flaccid, I thought his penis wold be huge hard. I think this was more of a disappointment that it barley got bigger, than my ex who grew a lot. The classic "Turtle" I talked to other women about this and there is a derogatory term for this...

The penis size debate from a former prostitute

We get questions all the time still about penis size, so we asked Sara The Sex Lady who has plenty of experience to just help us out again. Before I start I will just upfront say I have probably slept with over 250-300 men, and yes I can tell you they come in all shapes and sizes, and no you can't figure out who's packin' and who's not reliably without dropping the pants. Seen them big on small men and small on big men, black and white it all is a guessing game. Why so many men? Well for those of you that don't know, when I was younger I made a bad choice to go into the prostitution profession. At 42 I have been done with that for many, many years, but sexually I have always been open. I now council those same girls, and I assist couples in sex therapy sessions. Before we get into this whole penis size debate, again I need women reading this to understand that most men, no matter what age frankly don’t know how to fuck! But... older men are usually better, and out o...

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