I was recently talking with my current boyfriend and the conversation turned towards having choose between a nice ass or nice tits. When he asked if I had to choose between a nice ass or a nice dick on man, I quickly said it's more complicated for us girls and besides the dick is in a whole different category based on what the rest of his package (no pun intended) looks like.
I then reverted back to the more simpler mind of men... Ass or tits darling? Like a man he said ass, because if the tits are that bad I guess you could work on those. He did agree that size was less important within reason. He didn't want huge grotesque tits or nothing ones either. Ultimately he decided a good ass was first and hoped the tits would be adequate. Sounds like asking us to choose dick size.
In all honesty I wondered what kind of butt was the best. I had him pointing out nice ones we found on the internet and I was pleased to see it was not just the small ones he liked. This is good because my teenage ass went to the wayside when I turned 20 and I have never sen it again. I found this butt diagram and it made me crack up a little, but it’s actually quite helpful in knowing how to dress your body to accentuate your assets, disguise your flaws, and look great and feel confident in your clothes. Now, I don’t want to take sides, all behinds are beautiful. All my female readers should know, you be YOU not what someone wants YOU to be. When shopping however it seems clothing makers still forget women have curves, and I on the other hand have plenty of them. I have an ass, I have big boobs and I have hips. It seems clothes should come with a rear end size ratio.
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What is your butt?[/caption]Our butts come in all shapes and sizes but there are four distinct shapes our behinds fall into it seems. I asked a plastic surgeon friend to tell me what those are and if one was going to maybe tuck and nip back there what would need to be done.
1. Inverted “V” Shaped Butt: The waist is smaller than the hips. The V- shaped has fullness at the hips and top of the butt, but narrows in size and shape towards the bottom of the butt. The butt is much bigger than the waist. This projects the appearance that the butt is heavier than it is. The shape of the smaller waist in comparison to the larger butt creates the appearance of a V.
2. Square Shaped Butt or also called (masculine looking butt): Square butts are equal in size from waist to hips. This creates a flat appearance. These body types contain low amount of fat at their waist. It is often very difficult to reshape them and requires aggressive and hard surgeries to reshape them.
3. Round Butt also called Cherry Shaped Booty and Bubble Butt: These butts are almost even all around and appear round. The Waist to hip ratio of the person with round butts is equal. It has a very full appearance. Round butts can be easier to shape than others butt occasionally become disproportionate, and looking bottom-heavy. Lifting a round butt up is key to gaining proportion back to the figure.
4. Heart (A-Shaped Butt or also called Oval Booty): Most consider this the most attractive and sexiest shape butt. An A-shaped butt has a smaller top and flared large bottom at the bottom by the thighs. Women with this butt shape have a smaller waistline wherein the body increases in volume going down. This shape is easier to enhance than others. However, there is generally not a lot of fat that is available to create a bigger shape. Therefore their expansion is bit difficult. However if excessive fat is available they can be made more prominent and beautiful.
What kind of ass do you have... maybe we should talk men's asses next!
I think my ass falls into several of these categories.
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