Does Every Guy With A Big Dick Also Come With A Huge Ego? Do big dicks even really exist? Guest rant by: Sandra

As requested Jane here is my video of me. 

I can assure you that real men, not just porn men do indeed come well hung. As you read this article we asked men and women real readers of this blog to send in pictures and videos of there big manhood.  

But does every guy with a big dick come with a huge ugly ego? 

It was a Wednesday morning in Manhattan. The sun was rising, and I was slowly trying to piece together what I had done the night before. Oh, that’s right. I had gotten drunk, then decided to hit up my fuck buddy for his perfect, perfect penis and good in bed techniques. He truly is the guy that's hot, with a big dick and good in bed. Want amazing orgasms - he's the guy. Want him to last forever - he's the guy. 

As my eyes struggled to adjust to the light, I felt a soft tap on my shoulder and heard softer mumbling.

“I have to go to work soon,” Kyle* said. “I know you have an extra hour to sleep in, but I need you out now. Enjoy!” He kissed me on the shoulder and scurried out of the bedroom. Was the fucker actually kicking me out?! Like I was a prostitute who had spent the last 48 hours scheming to steal his shit? (Which, by the way, ranges from $20 sweatshirts, condoms, and maybe some gum.) 


Did I mention that Kyle and I had been friends with benefits for almost a year now? I had almost insisted he come over to my place because I had a feeling he was going to do some fuckboy thing like this. I think he is just stupid and inconsiderate. He knows he is good in bed though which is good and bad. 

Here is mine Jane. 9 1/2 inches and very real.

I’d given him the benefit of the doubt, because we’d known each other a long time, and because I’m a diplomatic person, and… OK, also because he has a big, beautiful dick - easily 9 inches and thick as hell, plus he has the magic well pronounced head (you know what I mean ladies) that rubs it all just right. His is your typical hot jock with a big cock I say. 

But, and I’ll cut right to the chase here: Every guy I’ve ever slept with who had a big dick also had a huge ego. Like, I’m talking Mount fucking Everest. Though each penis was slightly different from the next, each guy was a different manifestation of the same archetype: an insecure douchewad who failed to see the merit in being a gentleman. Something tells me the man-to-penis correlation isn’t a coincidence. 

Jane, Here is a pic of my cock I'm real and

about 9 inches long and 5.5 inches around. 

- Leon

Because every time I have great sex, there is a sh*t excuse for a man attached. And, ya know, I’m getting a little tired of sacrificing my mental stability for the sake of good sex. And don’t even get me started on my ex. My ex had the most incredible schlong of any schlong I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. I wanted to photograph it, frame it and stick it on my wall in between my two windows, so every time I got hot in the middle of the night I could open the windows to the breeze and simultaneously have something to look at while I masturbated off to fall back asleep. 

Still, my ex was also the biggest asshole I’ve had the displeasure of knowing — if you read this story, you’ll know he called me fat every five minutes of every day and couldn’t control his wandering eye. What is it about assholes having great dicks? It’s as if they know they can get away with being assholes because of what they’re packing in their pants. 


You know what? Whatever they’re doing is working because I keep going back for seconds. And thirds. And sixtieths. 

My hubby of almost 20 years has a long penis. I can
attest big ones do exist. We have been to some nude 
beaches together and he always get's people staring. 

On the contrary, it just so happens that the guys I’ve slept with who have — er, shall I say, unsatisfactory penises? — have always been pretty decent dudes. Like Jake*, a guy with great jokes and chivalrous manners, whom I condemned to the friend zone because his penis was a solid 4 inches - I'm not kidding it was 4 inches erect and skinny and we tried. I tried but the the sex was meh. It got the job done, but it didn’t exactly blow my mind. 

Dating him made me take a step back and reassess WTF my priorities are: great relationship and OK dick or horrible relationship and wonderful dick? I’m just trying to figure out what’s going on here. Is there some secret guys’ club where all the well-hung dudes gather and discuss how horrible they’re going to be to the women who choose to sleep with them? 

Or have I just had really, really bad luck? And to all the gods up in there in the sky, if you exist, why did you create men this way? 

Here is a vid of me Jane pretty big I think

Is there really no such thing as a well-endowed prince amongst the vast field of pinky-penised good guys? Am I asking for too much here? 

C’mon, people in healthy relationships with men who also have large man-parts: Tell me your secret. What does all this mean for me? 

Should I lower my expectations? Or should I keep fucking around with guys who know how to fuck but are "big dicks?

I really can not think of one man I have met or slept with that had a large cock and was not a but of a jerk. I have heard they exist but I just have not been with one myself. It seems once you get over about 7 or 8 inches the ass-hole-o-meter kicks on. 

I don;t want you to think I am opposed to smaller dicked men here though. I am not and I have been with some that had some good skills, but nothing can replace a large penis filling up a vagay-j. Look I have small boobies so I am sure they are fun but I know they won;t replace big boobies either. 

 Wine bottle for comparison.

Here are some pics for your blog Jane. I am soft
here and about 8 1/2 inches and 3.5"wide. 

These will be the questions I carry along with me as I continue my journey as Goldilocks in search of the perfect penis. Nothing too big, and nothing too small. Something just right. And, uh, hopefully with the perfect man attached to it. The reckless part of me wants to keep fucking around with big-dicked douchebags. But the aspiring wife and mother wants to quit fucking around and settle down with the decent-dicked, good guy already.


It’ll be difficult. I hate to sound shallow, but when you’ve had the unmatchable, impeccable unicorn dick I’ve had. it’s hard to settle for anything less. Size matters, and that’s the hard truth it seems sometimes. 





Are you the wife that settled for categories two through 10 and ignored a need to have a big dick and fuck good?

Sandra

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Guys & girls. I had so many pictures of dicks when I sent out the email I can't possibly post them all or even comes close. Here are a few more real dicks on real readers. 

What do you think Jane

Hi Jane. Here is my pic for the article. 9 inches hard!

I'm Kevin and I am 10.5 inches and real.

Here is my bf wearing my Apple Watch on his 

penis. He has a big one so I have proof big ones

do exist. His is really thick. 

All me gurl. 11" long and 6" around baby

Here is my boyfriends penis

He is pretty big. Biggest I have had.