I caught him jacking off?

I don't understand the emails I get regarding their husband or boyfriend jacking off. For all the women out there upset at catching or finding out your man might jack off sometimes I am here to tell you that as long as he is not passing up the real thing for his hand then he's probably normal. Just barbecue you probably masturbate less often and deny it more often is not a reason to be upset.

If somebody wants to jack off, let them. It's not like you are going to drop everything and come running every time your man suddenly gets horny for five minutes. It’s probably a religious thing - "jacking off is evil," or something. Sexual ignorance I assume.

Ladies, let me let you in on a little secret – All men like masturbating – Now don’t get me wrong, just because a man is in a relationship it doesn’t mean he will stop masturbating 100%, but if you are LIVING together, both employed and there are NO kids in the picture, anytime his richard pops up you should be there to slam him back down like the weakest dude in wrestling class.

YES, there are times you will go without having sex for an entire roster of different reasons, but there is NO excuse for your love life to dissipate to the point of him cheating on you with Palmela on a constant basis. Am I saying it's a woman's duty to please her man?

No, not in a demeaning way but yes in a let me take care of that way I am. So allow me to say what most men won’t: Ladies you control sex. You control it’s frequency AND intimacy, and as men it’s our job to handle business and take care of satisfying you and keeping richard up to the task and not ungracefully bowing out early like Tyson knocking out Berbick. But with that said, the sexiness you bring to the table is what will determine the intensity of your sexual relationship.

Next time you come home early and unexpected and catch your man backing his fist to Milf.net, don’t stand and looked shocked in disapproving disbelief – get on your knees, slap his hand away and remind him why YOU are much better.

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