Sex with Katie Perry

Chelsea Handler, who's written a book of essays about one-night-stands, recently talked sex with Katie Perry and began the talk by asking the longest she's gone without sex. "Maybe six months or a year," the unattached singer replies. "I don't stay single for long."

Why is that? "I carry a lot of rose quartz, which attracts the male," she says. "Maybe I need to calm it down with the amethyst." Perry doesn't always make men wait to do the deed, either. "I'm not like Professor Higgins with my sex life," she says. "I'm not super strict, I really like sex. For me, the most important thing about sex is connection." One-night-stands are a no-go, however. "I've never been that way, 2nd date maybe but no one night flings!" she says.

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"Russel was just to much" (The audience and Chelsea laugh). Perry then say's "not in that way, there is not much there when he is soft but doesn't grown much either". (Chelsea and the audience begins laughing)

Russell Brand protesting in London

That's when the light bulb turns on. "If I could bottle up oxytocin—that chemical that's released when you're having sex—and put it in a new perfume, I would do it for sure," says the "E.T." singer, who's already released two fragrances, Killer Queen and Purr. "I'm down for that chemical. It's important."

Perry has admitted that sex is important in her life but has also had plenty of turmoil about it. But don't be fooled into thinking that Perry will just jump into bed with anyone — Perry also touched on her relationship with ex-husband Russell Brand, and admitted that it had taken a lot of therapy to move on from her well-documented heartbreak and divorce — the comedian ended their relationship with a text message. 

Chelsie asked is the sex was good with Russel. Perry said she " I could not take it all" The audience laughs, as Perry clarifies. "No no not like that, it was ok, he was into things on the extreme and it was to much for me is what I meant. He was actually not that big but that was not what I meant."

Chelsea as usual continues the dick talk asking Perry if his small dick was a problem. "Not really, Russell was into porn and some really strange sexual things was the problem." So small ones are fine Chelsea quips. Katie hilariously replies "Oh no! bigger is always better, I prefer them bigger"

Perry's always been a singer of wink wink nudge nudge type lyrics rather than the bash you over the head with a sledgehammer type of lyrics. It's no secret several of her songs suggest sexual things even liking big dicks. Take Katy's "Peacock" song. It's blatantly talking about wanting to see a guys cock. 

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock

Verse 1
Word on the street, you got somethin' to show me, ee
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery, ee
I'm intrigued, for a peek, Heard it's fascinating

Words are mislead
Such a tease
Wanna see the show
In 3D, a movie
Heard it's beautiful
Be the judge
And my girls gonna take a bow

Pre-Chorus
I want the jaw droppin, eye popin, head turnin, body shockin
(Uh, uh, oh, Uh, uh, uh, oh)
I want my heart throbbin, ground shakin, show stoppin, amazin
(Uh, uh, oh, Uh, uh, uh, oh)

That cock she is singing about is supposedly notorious womanizer John Mayer. John is known as quite the ladies man and has romanced the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt. 

Mayer seems to be just Perry’s type too! A bad-boy with a quick wit. And, we’re certain his big penis doesn’t hurt either! Perry says she prefers good boys, but they sometimes bore her. 

Admitting that yes indeed John has a very big John in his pants and knows how to use it.  "One of the bigger men but not the biggest". She broke the rule of only being able to pass on one question on whether or not she’s ever had a threesome! She pleaded the fifth, calling herself a “good Christian girl.” 

Katy went on - "I like oral if the man knows what he is doing, but some good romantic heavy make out sessions are good!"

Her favorite sex position though "On top turned around (reverse doggy) and from behind." The dirtiest place she’s gotten busy? "Backstage, I was really horny before a concert once and a guy I was dating went down on me and got me off real quick."

As for who she’d hump or dump? Drake gets a hump, while Chris Brown gets a dump. What about Eminem? “I like him,” she said. “He’d rap bad about me if I don’t.”