16 Big boob problems

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1.You have a better shot at winning the lottery than finding a button-down shirt that doesn’t gap.

2.It's impossible to find cute bras that fit. Beige, beige and beige are the only colors your cup size comes in.

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3.You vs. Strapless Bras is the great battle of your life.

4.Finding a perfect swimsuit top is a nightmare. NIGHTMARE.

5.You look kind of slutty in anything fitted.

6.…But you look kind of fat in anything that doesn’t have a waist.

7.Not being able to wear low cut tops without someone commenting about how big they are. Yes, I KNOW.

8.You know that putting on a push-up bra is just gonna make you look ridiculous.

9.Cross body bags and seat belts cut your boobs in two.

10.Your boobs try to escape any time you bend over.

11.Smaller-breasted women think you have it made and secretly hate you.

12.Good posture makes you look aggressive and plastic.

13.It’s always a little problematic whenever you have to run unexpectedly.

14.You have to wear more than one sports bra if you're going to attempt to work out. Sometimes two, sometimes — UGH — three.

15.You’re seriously concerned about your boobs getting even bigger when it’s time to breastfeed.

16.No matter what the rest of your body looks like, you are automatically labeled curvy. But hey, at least you’re in pretty good company.

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