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Pool-time sex

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It's summer, and it's not just bikini season, although it's never bikini season for me. It's also pool sex season. (Because we all know sex on the beach is not as romantic as it sounds. #sand.) Start with a sensual sunscreen massage, then try out these positions next time you're feeling horny poolside.
 
1. The Tawdry Tube
Have your guy sit in an inner tube with his legs dangling over the edge. Then straddle his lap, facing him, and slowly lower yourself onto his penis with your hands on his shoulders for support. Once he's inside you, rock back and forth. He can intensify the action by grasping your hips to help propel you. The water splashing through the inner tube will hit his testicles and your clitoris, intensifying the sensations.
 
2. The Randy Raft
Climb onto a well-inflated raft in shallow water (I know, I know, this is impossible to do sexily) and lie on your stomach with your butt and legs dangling over the edge. Your man should grab your thighs, as if he were pushing a wheelbarrow, then enter you. This position allows for super-deep penetration, if that's your jam. If you like doggy style, this is doggy style 2.0.

3. The Hot-Tub Hug
Start with your guy sitting on the bench with his legs slightly spread, leaning back with his arms outstretched and resting on the edge of the tub. You know, the playa stance. Straddle him, facing him with your feet on the bench, and lower yourself onto his penis, holding onto his shoulders for support. Keep your knees bent and feet flat as you move up and down or back and forth (or 'round and 'round if it strikes you). This position is the best of these for clitoral stimulation, because your hips are naturally cocked forward against his pubic bone.

4. The Bubbly Back Float
Recline in a hot tub with your arms stretched out to your sides, holding on to the edge of the tub for support if you need to. Your partner should kneel between your legs, facing you, and lift you by the backs of your thighs so you're floating off the seat and he can enter you. This one allows for a lot of modifications. Try draping your knees over his shoulders or wrap your legs around his waist, freeing up his hands to pay your breasts some attention.

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