One finger is nice but you should try more

I love getting fingered but I really do not know why so many guys always use just one finger.

by thediggitydank

Because guys don't have built-in empathy vaginas that they can use to feel what girls feel during foreplay and sex. It's physically impossible for (most of) them to grasp the frustration of getting fingered by something that feels barely more exciting than a tampon. I don't need to explain to you that if you don't have that body part, you can't understand what it's like to have it understimulated.

Their lack of empathy-pussies also means that they can't relate to the pleasure girls get from girth; some vaginal pleasure receptors are actually activated by mechanical stretch, meaning a wider object can feel insanely good. I mean, why do you think girls have such a preference for big dicks? "I love a dick with a one-inch circumference that cowers in the shadow of my tampon," said no girl ever.

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If you have XY chromosomes and you're reading this, two things. First, if you can fit your dick in, you can fit two fingers. You're not going to stretch her out unless you're wearing hockey gloves, in which case, weird, stop. Second, one finger is nice, and we all thank you for your swell generosity with that, but two fingers feels so much better. If we we all thought one finger was enough, dildos wouldn't exist and we'd all just do ourselves with Tampax. That was the worst sentence I've ever written.

That being said, I'm generalizing. Some girls have mini-vaginas that can only accommodate so much, and they prefer the feeling of one finger, or negative fingers, because two or more hurts. Most women however are more well-endowed, and for them, two fingers is still pretty meh so men, please "feel us out" and figure out what it takes to turn us on please.

For the record, I talked to two lezzies who do, in fact, have empathy vaginas. One said she starts with one finger than moves to two (or more), and the other one laughed in my face when I asked if she ever used just one finger. So, gentlemen of the courthouse, feel it out. You should be able to tell if she's reacting to you using 10% of your digits, or if you need to up your game to 20% or MORE!

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